Thursday, April 2, 2009

Philippines: Nation of Servants by Chip Tsao

Just read this article from my email and felt all the blood rush to my head. How can someone be so cruel? One word: Inhumane.

This is what the email says:

Due to Philippines claim over the Spratly Islands which China also claims, a Chinese writer by the name of Chip Tsao published a story in the HK Magazine of the Asia City Publishing Group, calling the Philippines a "nation of servants".

The War at Home
By Chip Tsao

The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen onboard. We can live with that-—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That's no big problem-—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.

But hold on-—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: There are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as HK$3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don't flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.

As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell everyone of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.

Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her Government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.

Oh yes. The Government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout 'China, Madam/Sir' loudly whenever they hear the word "Spratly". They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, "Long live Chairman Mao!" at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I’m not sure if that's going a bit too far, at least for the time being.



Wow. That's really harsh.

I can't believe Chinese people are such idiots. Yes China is a powerful country but they are not gods. This author is talking like Filipinos should bow at their feet and worship them. And they are making these OFW's suffer because of the Spratly claim. This is so childish.

These maids need not suffer at all. Why do these Chinese men have to humiliate them in public? They are treating them as if they are animals. The Chinese people are lucky that they are so wealthy and progressive but it's getting too much!

Yes we may be a 3rd world country but it's not an excuse for discrimination.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Hogwarts Sorting Hat - I was sorted! Guess what's House Im in?

Okay so this mornin I was checkin out Facebook and saw this test. I was really intrigued coz it's kinda cool and I love Harry Potter.

When I was in College, I already took a similar test from the Harry Potter website but I kinda answered the things that would make me Gryffindor, so in short, I kinda cheated it. Hahaha! I didn't really answered truthfully.

So this time, I did answered it with my real answers and I was really thrilled with the outcome! I'm a Slytherin! Yeah!!! Hahaha! I'm now a true-blue Snake. Nyahaha!!!

Mark, my friend from High school became Gryffindor. Well, who cares? Hahahaha!

And Duday, became well, a Slytherin also! I love it!!! Hahahaha! Let's go to the common room now!

well gotta go... I need to rest. Tata!

-lorenz adam

Joketime: What the?!!

As usual, I hurriedly woke up this afternoon.

I have an appointment with Paeng at the gym. Gosh, he really made my muscles sore!

After the workout, I ate to gain muscle. I was really making everything fast so I could still watch American Idol and not be late at work...

So I was able to bathe and watch American Idol but thought that I really cant finish it cuz im gonna be late for work so I went off and took a cab.

Carol texted me asking me if I have a shift tonight.

What the? OMG! What is the day today? Checked my calendar and... Fuck! It's Thursday! Wahhh!!! It's my day off! Im all dressed up and I dont have work?! Shit. Im losing it! Bigtime.

Hahaha!!!

Til next time!

-lorenz adam

Monday, March 9, 2009

Nestea Beach Fashion Show

Yes I was there! It was my first time attending a real fashion show. Hahaha! It was cool!

It was the Nestea Beach Summer Fashion Show. The event was held at the Mall of Asia last Friday, March 6, 2009.

I arrived there about 6:20 PM and realized that I just assumed that the fashion show would start at night time; and just thought that it might have been done earlier! Well anyway I went there at the Bay area with my heart pounding. Okay so I am seeing a stage that looks like a runway so I asked the guard what time would it start and he said that it'd be after the fireworks display. I had to eat dinner first so I did.

I went back to the Fashion show and heard the Emcee already talking. Maybe the fireworks display was already finished while I was eating, I guess.


I got excited! The designer is also in my neighborhood. He's PJ Arañador. That means we're close. Nyahaha!


Here are some shots I got from his collection:


Polo Ravales and Niña Jose were also there:



I was so overwhelmed with this event that I forgot about Charice Pempengco's concert the next day. I was also supposed to cover it but it totally slipped out of my mind. Wahh!

Til next time!

-lorenz adam

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Paeng's Shocking Revelation

I was not able to workout for how many days since last week. The last time I did, I actually wasn't able to finish it because I threw up (again!). Well I have a good excuse to back it up and that's because I was sick. Yep, I was sick! In fact, I had a fever last Saturday night but was still able to manage to go to work.

Okay so today, despite of my slight cold, I decided to go back to working out again...

-Only to find news that will totally change my gym life! Waaahhh!!!

I was about to finish my workout when a guy asked me, "magwoworkout ka pa ba dito pag wala na si Paeng?"

"Huh?! Bakit? Aalis si Paeng?" I was puzzled. I never expected it.

"Oo, pupunta syang Kuwait", the guy said.

"What the-" I said to myself. Omg what about my dreams? My body? I was just trained by him for a month and I saw a lot of changes with it with that little time. A lot of my relatives and friends were pretty amazed too. Shucks. It felt like my dreams were shattered. How in the world am I gonna look like this in the Summer?


Paeng is a really good instructor for me. He knows my capacity. He told me really good tips that I can use for my development. Wah! I just can't go on with my workout life! He's the nicest trainer I've known... Huhuhu!

Paeng's name is actually Vince. I just knew last week. Once he gets his working visa by April, he'll be flying to Kuwait immediately. He said that he'll still be working as a trainer there.

Gosh. Guess I will be learning to workout by myself later on. *Sniff*

-lorenz adam

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

January Photoshoot

Last month, I saw Mau's friendster photoshoot pics. I was really amazed because the pictures were really good! I asked her how did she have those pictures and she said that they were taken at a friend's house and a friend helped to make the pictures look professional with editing. Look at how it turned out:


So I said that I wanted to have pictures like those so we arranged with Gaye (our artist friend) to have a photoshoot asap. Gaye served as our photog and editor.

We decided to do it at Greenbelt because we wanted a park-looking place. Here are some of the pictures:


We really didn't care if there were passers-by who kept on glancing whenever we were posing. As Gaye said, 'let's just think that this is a school project'. Nyahaha!

This other pic was taken at our apartment.

We took so many pictures so we could choose the best ones later. Right now I am craving for a Gossip Girl inspired photoshoot, and I know exactly the place where we could do it! I am so excited!!! I just need to prepare our outfits... Mwahahaha!!!

Til next time!

-lorenz adam

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Joketime :D

This afternoon, I was working out with my trainer Paeng at the nearby gym. There was a gym member who just noticed that I now have a personal trainer unlike before when I was doing it on my own. I said, "Eh kasi parang walang nangyayari sa katawan ko." Paeng came in and said, "Dapat kasi kumain ka nang kumain kasi kailangan ng katawan mo ng frotein kasi twing magwoworkout ka, nagvevern ka ng calories and fats."

Ah ok. I'll surely remember that, Paeng. :D